I had a really shit scary dream last night. It’s been a very long time since I had a nightmare that seriously scared me, but I had one last night.
Basically, some bombers came to Melbourne and completely destroyed the place with these giant yellow rays. It suspiciously looked like urine flying everywhere. Hmm. I thought I’d look this dream up in my Dream Dictionary – I don’t know about you, but I believe heavily in dream interpretation. It’s interesting, anyway.
According to my Dream Dictionary, the dream I had last night means there’s a “threat to my way of life which you can avert by judicious action”. (Which actually makes a bit of sense right now). I dunno. I just thought it was a shit scary dream.
Maybe we need a new category of dreams. These dreams are the direct opposite of wet dreams – maybe we should call them brown dreams, because I know I almost shat myself.