From the monthly archives:

May 1999

I’m the Satanic Santa Claus, and I’m Here to Take Your Linen Away

May 12, 1999

It’s probably quite boring you reading about my work, but suffer. That’s what I’m going to talk about here. (Again).
Today I had a guy come in to the uni I work at. I went over to him to help him.
Me: Can I help you with anything?
Fruit Loop Man: I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SUPERMAN MEDICINE!
Me: I [...]

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Amusing But Environmentally Naughty

May 11, 1999

At work today, I had someone ringing me up about a certain uni course we offer. The only problem is we offer it at another campus to the one I work at, so I wasn’t able to supply this particular lady with any information – all I could offer was that she call the appropriate [...]

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Damn These Paper-Thin Walls to Hell!

May 10, 1999

At work right now, we’ve got a woman who normally works at another campus of the uni I work at. She’s over at our campus right now for training, because basically, she can’t touch a thing without stuffing it up. She’s a walking catastrophe and I’m scared to go near her because my shoelaces spontaneously [...]

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Ganja Granny

May 8, 1999

You know how you have those moments where everything seems suddenly surreal – a ‘whatthefuck’ moment? I had one of those today.
I had to visit one of my mum’s older friends today to drop something off for her, and I walked into her loungeroom, and what is sitting in the centre of the mantlepiece but [...]

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