It’s a Worry When You Know that E9 on the Food Machine is the Little Bag of Jelly Beans

How to define your personality simply by using a food machine:
1. If you take the money out of the machine before the food, you are money hungry.
2. If you take the food out of the machine before the money, you’re just hungry.
3. If you take the lungs, pancreas, and the small and large intestines out of the machine before the money, you’re actually mad, and have accidently disemboweled Eddie McGuire, who is officially the Totally Ruthless Undisputed Master of the World.

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