Inverse Billing

by Jeb on July 18, 1999

I’m just looking at my RACV bill which I recieved on Friday the 16th of this month. Apparently, if I don’t pay my bill by the 13th of July then I’m not covered anymore. I find this rather odd seeing as I never received any prior notice about paying this bill. So I guess I’m living in uncovered vehicle danger for the next week or so. But don’t you worry, I’ve got my revenge all planned out already..

Things I’m Considering Calling Out The RACV For When I Get My RACV Membership Back:
* To clean my windscreen
* To empty the ashtray (even though I don’t necessarily smoke all that much)
* To remove my Powderfinger tape and put it back in its case
* To remove my Powderfinger tape and turn it over (my tape player doesn’t have auto-reverse)
* To push in the cigarette lighter
* To adjust the passenger door mirror
* To wind down my window
* To pull down my sun visor
* To tune my radio to Triple M
* To show them an NRMA membership card and give them the finger

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