From the monthly archives:

August 1999

Introducing Pantene Bourbon Shampoo

August 9, 1999

More bourbon in my day to day life! My mum’s made some home-made shampoo – I’ve got no idea what it’s made off, but man, it sure don’t smell pretty. On first impression, it smelt distinctly like bourbon. So now, even though I’ve got short hair and people say I look “tidier”, I smell like [...]

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Introducing Cottee’s Bourbon Cordial

August 8, 1999

My work (a uni) recently introduced a 1800 freecall phone number for general inquiries. This has lead to absolute mayhem with students abusing it and making prank calls. Since they found out about this phone number I’ve had a ton of those stupid “I. P. Daily” type names given for messages, but I think the [...]

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THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS! THESE ARE NOT BAGGAGE LOCKERS!

August 2, 1999

Recently at my work someone has made the decision to turn one of the male toilets into female toilets. This is causing absolute chaos. The guys, ranting about sexism, continue to pull off the ‘Female’ sign on the door, revealing the ‘Male’ sign underneath. It’s starting to become a unisex toilet – nobody is really [...]

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