Today:
My mum: Oh!! When are the Olympics?
Me: Ummm?
My mum: (pause) Oh, next year. That’s okay. I almost had a panic, I thought they were only a month away.
Why Panic Anyway? They’re Being Held in New South Wales, Not Victoria
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