My Illness Update: It’s getting to that stage where I know I’m almost better, but if I go out or something I’ll probably have a complete relapse. I want to go and see the new Toy Story movie but I’ll look pretty dumb if I run out of a screening of Toy Story because I need to throw up. That’d be acceptable with the Blair Witch Project maybe, but Toy Story? I think not.
Actually, I think it’s funny how at Village cinemas they now screen a warning ad before each movie regarding laser lights. They say something along the lines of anyone who’s caught using one on the screen will be prosecuted and handed over to police. I can see the scene in jail now:
Hardarse thug: I’ve got 8 more years of this goddamn drug trafficking charge.
Another hardarse thug: I’ve only got 4 years left on my breaking and entering, but I’m hoping to get off on good behaviour.
Spotty teenage wanker: I’ve got 3 more months still for shining a laser light on a cinema screen during ‘Mickey Blue Eyes’.
I’m sure everyone has heard the term ‘Tight Arse Tuesday’ regarding the half price cinema tickets on Tuesday nights (well, they do this in Victoria anyway). I actually heard another definition for the half price tickets on Tuesday today: ‘Divorce Night’. Apparently because old women go out and try to pick up at the movies on Tuesdays when it’s cheap.
Earlier on in the week when the weather was unbearably hot, some people in a chatroom I use were claiming that hot weather always makes people horny. I’m not too sure about this. But if hot weather makes people horny, what are we supposed to make of the cool change? Is this Mother Nature’s version of having to go and get a prescription for Viagra?