You thought it had ended with the laser lights in cinemas (see yesterday’s entry), but here is…
Stupid Crimes To Be Imprisoned For #2:
(Scene: Jail cell)
Hardarse thug: If only I hadn’t have held up that jewellery store, I wouldn’t have been chucked in here for the next 10 years.
Another hardarse thug: If I had never kidnapped that girl I wouldn’t even be here.
My mum: If I hadn’t left the hose on for two hours during water restrictions, I wouldn’t be here either.
I was really distressed yesterday over the fact that I only just realised the Australia Post logo is a white P in a red circle. You know what I always thought it was? I thought it was the moon in two of its stages: on the left it was half-moon, and on the right it was crescent moon. I can hear you asking why I would think a postal organisation used the moon in its logo. I don’t know, okay? I just don’t know. Shut up.
I know I’m not the only person who had this problem though. My friend Amanda, on her webpage, bravely announced to the world recently that she only just realised what the Cadbury Glass and a Half symbol was.
Printed on packets of Pringles: “Packed in a protective atmosphere”. Like where? A women’s refuge?
Last night, for some reason, I visited ninemsn, and saw one of those stupid public votes. Yesterday’s vote question was: “Are you confident your privacy is respected on the internet?” I thought this was an interesting question, and thought I’d have a vote so I could see the results. I thought I would definitely vote no, because the first thing that came to my mind was the infamous Hotmail security breach of a few months ago (apparently people could hack into anyone’s Hotmail account for a while there). The results predictably came back in my favour, and what was directly below the results? A big fat stinking ad for Hotmail. Someone at ninemsn needs to get their marketing sorted out, I reckon.