At work today we had to do a Kris Kringle (you know, that thing how you buy a present for someone but you don’t tell anyone who it is). I left it until the last minute to get a pressie (we’re only supposed to spend $5 to $10), and I figured, why not just buy a stubbie of good ole Victoria Bitter with a stubbie holder? As I said to Ms. J today…
Me: I figured beer is a safe bet.
Ms. J: Yes. Beer is good. Everyone likes. Beer is good.
Me: (has a sudden deja vu experience back to December 18th)
This afternoon while me and Ant were on our lunch break, we walked past a doctor’s surgery and saw something strange. There was this guy standing out the front throwing all these rocks at the windows of the surgery. Now that is Ways To Not Make A Doctor Appointment #92.