I’ve noticed a hazard on our roads. It’s the breed of bike rider who wears a fluorescent vest. This type of bike rider believes that they are a professional rider, and therefore have permission to not use the bicycle lane of the road. That’s right – as they are such a great bike rider, they’re allowed to pedal along in the left lane of any highway they want to. Hmm, maybe I should wear a fluorescent vest next time I go driving, and mow down everyone in the bicycle lane to teach them a lesson…
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Ms. J got dropped off by her boyfriend at work. Her boyfriend drives a ute, but I found out today that he calls it his ‘uterus’. I’ve been laughing at this for most of the day.
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We were discussing New Year’s Eve plans at work today. My New Year’s plans have been totally destroyed, as Ant’s made other plans at the last minute, thus leaving me with nothing to do. I’m desperately trying to find something to do, I just don’t want to be stuck in the house over the new year.
Ms. J was telling me that she’ll have to bring along a lot of “bra money” on New Year’s. This “bra money” term was a new one on me, so I thought I’d ask her what it was.
Apparently using ‘bra money’ is quite a common practice amongst women. When they go out for the night, they tuck some emergency money (just in case they need a taxi or something) into their bra. I thought it was just Ms. J making up crap, but she asked another girl who sits near us to prove her point, and what do you know, she uses bra money too.
It appears most women have a standard rate of $20 bra money, but on special occasions like New Year’s it can be as much as $50 or $100. Maybe it’s because I’m gay I didn’t know about bra money, because there’s certainly no male equivalent of bra money that I know of.
I wonder if they put $10 in each bra cup, or just a $20 note in one cup… hmm, I must research this further.