From the monthly archives:

February 2000

Now, For Something Different…

February 17, 2000
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Hamburger Type Things

February 11, 2000

A while ago I had some problems with my tonsils. (Maybe ‘problems’ is too light a word considering my tonsils got so big I started choking on them and had to get an ambulance). Well, I woke up today and they’re starting to flare up. I really have to get these buggers yanked out of [...]

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Also Coming Up on Sports Tonight: All the Latest Results from the Combined Jiu-Jitsu/Snooker National Championships

February 10, 2000

Ms. J is an avid reader of the Geelong Advertiser, Geelong’s local newspaper. It’s not tabloid-y enough for me which is probably why I don’t read it. I’m sure most of you at one time or another (for varying reasons) took a look through the phone sex ads in the classified ads section of a [...]

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Dynamic Crap Device

February 8, 2000

Yep, I’m back from Sydney. (Did you know on airplanes, when the oxygen masks drop down, that there’s a little oxygen mask that drops down in the toilet too? How cute is that? See, I do pay attention to the air stewards when they tell you all the safety procedures at the start of the [...]

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“Ride the Lightning”? Yeah, I Bet it’s Rainbow Lightning, Too

February 3, 2000

First it was my car – now another inanimate object is making fun of me. Every time I approach the elevators in the lobby at my work, the doors of one of them are usually open. However, just as I’m about to walk into the elevator, it usually shuts in my face and goes scuttling [...]

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If You Drink Eat Cake and Drive, You’re a Bloody Idiot

February 2, 2000

The jokes about my sunburn continue. I’m going to Sydney this weekend to meet Adam for the first time, but today he said to me on the phone:
Adam: I’ll know how to find you at the airport.
Me: How?
Adam: You’ll be the only glow-in-the-dark person in the terminal.
The Rock, however, couldn’t make any more jokes about [...]

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The Big Burn Out

February 1, 2000

What’s worse than having a bright red sunburnt face? Having a bright red sunburnt face with bright red bags under your eyes.
Yes, I got sunburnt at the Big Day Out on Sunday. I don’t even know how because I put a fair bit of sunscreen on. I went with some mates of mine – it [...]

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