From the monthly archives:

April 2000

Benzophenone

April 29, 2000

For the first few days this week I was wondering where my pay was from my one day of temp work last week. I rang up my temp agency and they told me that the pay would be in later that afternoon, which it wasn’t. I checked again on Thursday and discovered I had double [...]

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Proudly Supporting the S.A.C.C.

April 27, 2000

Thanks to Lucy for emailing me – a few entries ago I was wondering what the hell those little blue pieces of plastic underneath Coke bottle lids are for. She emailed me to say that they’re to keep the drink from going flat. This actually makes sense – I’m just slow.
In fact, when Torana visited [...]

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The Urinating Hamburger

April 24, 2000

Today’s entry is brought to you by…

Yes, Sanitarium, the company responsible for hundreds of products that all taste like vomit. (Ever tried Up & Go Breakfast Drink?) And what about that So Good soy drink? Let me tell you, I think it should be called No Good.
Sadly, the search for full-time work is continuing. However, [...]

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Introducing: Boob Woman

April 17, 2000

(Sung to the chorus of ‘Poison’)
Don’t you treat me bad! Don’t you make me sad!
We only know how to sing this one song!
We might make you mad, but we’re a flash in the pan!
Just hold your breath, soon it will be over…
BAH! They made it to number one. Who’s responsible for buying this tripe?
I keep [...]

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Why I’ll Never Have a Data Entry Job Ever Again

April 14, 2000

It’s been about a week since I last updated because I’ve been so busy it’s not funny. As you may know by now, I got a new job last week. More about that later.
Total random thought: I wonder what an orgasm would feel like backwards. It’d be all over before it began, really. But in [...]

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Motel Adam

April 4, 2000

Re-re wind, the crowd say bo selecta! This stupid lyric has been in my head and after listening to it constantly for the past week (thanks Adam) I still don’t know what it means. And neither does he. It’s starting to get strangely catchy. I’ll be walking down the street and suddenly start rapping ‘AND [...]

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The Cheese Room: A Modern Day Temple

April 2, 2000

I went for two job interviews on Thursday. The first interview was out near St Leonards in Sydney, which meant a train trip. I only had a $20 note on me to pay for a ticket, and the stupid CityRail machine wouldn’t accept it. In fact, I seriously doubt that these machines accept notes EVER. [...]

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