Archive for May, 2000

The ABC is Run by Evil Sparrows

May 28, 2000

We're having problems with our lights at the moment. We have to replace the lightblubs for one particular light on almost a weekly basis, but now it just won't turn on at all. The fuse must have blown or something. Torana came around to visit us and immediately started laughing ...

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Mr Pop: Serial Murderer

May 22, 2000

Continued to muck around with Mr Marketing this week: Me: Oh, could you sign my timesheet please? Mr Marketing: Well, I'll sign it... but if you think you're getting paid, you're mistaken. Me: Well, I certainly believe that I'm getting paid. Mr Marketing: You know, it's good to have beliefs nowadays. They won't necessarily ...

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The Free Crap Gauntlet Run

May 16, 2000

It was Mother's Day on Sunday. I agreed to drive Adam and his two brothers to their mum's place, which is near here, but not exactly walking distance. When they got back, Adam's brothers gave me beer for my trouble. Is life always this good for taxi drivers? Sheesh, I ...

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Oh You Have Running Nose!

May 14, 2000

I had a chance today to cut my nails. No, honest, personal hygiene normally is on my agenda... somewhere. Since childhood I've cut my finger/toenails with a pair of wire cutters. My dad always taught me that they were the 'man's nail clippers'. He even gave me a set of ...

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This Food Tastes Like Armpit

May 8, 2000

From Tuesday to Friday last week I did temp work at a pretty interesting company. I really enjoyed it - the company treats its employees VERY well. I had a little trouble finding the company, which had two entrances to their building. I entered one entrance, hoping I'd picked the ...

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I’ll Be a Ghost

May 1, 2000

Yes, I'm sure Sega's latest videogame console will follow the MINDBLOWING SUCCESS of all their previous consoles. Then again, even Nintendo has been known to have their hits and misses - does anyone remember the Virtual Boy? It was a shoulder-mounted headset that had rather shite black-and-white vision you squinted ...

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