From the monthly archives:

October 2000

Scrotie Pants

October 25, 2000

I think the VXD files on my PC are the ones with the secret networks. I can feel them plotting against me again. My computer had a slight splutter this evening and I’m a bit worried. I think the VXD files are beginning to resemble the Ku Klux Klan.
In fact, there’s a lot of files [...]

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Freshly Pierced and Shaven

October 20, 2000

I’ve learnt the hard way that VMM32.VXD is apparently vital if you want a Windows 98 machine to boot up. I’m not sure why I was messing around with it. I don’t specifically remember actually making a point of messing around with it in the first place, but a few days ago – it was [...]

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Lateral Potatoes

October 10, 2000

After my drunken weekend shenanigans, I decided to tell my mates at work about the Throwing Up In A Garbage Bin incident, but to modify it slightly. I decided I’d make it sound like I was genuinely sick, and that I was sick at Central train station instead of in the city itself.
Big Mo: Are [...]

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Plane Crash in Africa

October 2, 2000

Amber: Hello, I’m Amber!
Me: Hi.
Amber: I’m going to be your waitress todayyyy! (trills)
Big Mo: (grimacing) Ugh. Okay.
Amber: I just moved up to Sydney, you know! And stuff!
Me: From the USA?
Amber: YEAHHHH! (giggles)
Big Mo: Did you waitress over there too?
Amber: Why YES!
Me: Cool.
Amber: I used to work by the ocean at a seafood restaraunt.
Big Mo: Okay. [...]

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