Archive for October, 2000

Scrotie Pants

October 25, 2000

I think the VXD files on my PC are the ones with the secret networks. I can feel them plotting against me again. My computer had a slight splutter this evening and I'm a bit worried. I think the VXD files are beginning to resemble the Ku Klux Klan. In fact, ...

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Freshly Pierced and Shaven

October 20, 2000

I've learnt the hard way that VMM32.VXD is apparently vital if you want a Windows 98 machine to boot up. I'm not sure why I was messing around with it. I don't specifically remember actually making a point of messing around with it in the first place, but a few ...

Posted in: Cartoons, Casino, Clothing, Coming Out, FAIL, Gambling, Haircuts, Holidays, Metal, Neighbours, Piercings, Public Transport, TV, Work | Be the first to comment on this entry »

Lateral Potatoes

October 10, 2000

After my drunken weekend shenanigans, I decided to tell my mates at work about the Throwing Up In A Garbage Bin incident, but to modify it slightly. I decided I'd make it sound like I was genuinely sick, and that I was sick at Central train station instead of in ...

Posted in: Adam, Drinks, Food, Hangovers, Phone Calls, Work | Be the first to comment on this entry »

Plane Crash in Africa

October 2, 2000

Amber: Hello, I'm Amber! Me: Hi. Amber: I'm going to be your waitress todayyyy! (trills) Big Mo: (grimacing) Ugh. Okay. Amber: I just moved up to Sydney, you know! And stuff! Me: From the USA? Amber: YEAHHHH! (giggles) Big Mo: Did you waitress over there too? Amber: Why YES! Me: Cool. Amber: I used to work by the ocean at ...

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