From the yearly archives:

2000

The Poojob: Car of the Year 2000

January 11, 2000

Yay – our contracts got extended at least until May at work, although they’ve warned us that they are ‘downsizing’ a bit, and a few of us will have to go. I think I’ll be okay though. That was really the only interesting thing that happened at work today, really. I spent most of the [...]

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How to Win a Long-Running Argument

January 10, 2000

When I get up late in the morning, it usually means a trip to McDonalds for breakfast. (I still have fears of McDonalds car parks after New Year’s). I heard something funny as I was eating my meal, when one of the McEmployees served some dero who’d wandered in: McEmployee: (in a voice far too [...]

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Marathon Stripping: Now a Demonstration Event at the Sydney 2000 Olympics

January 9, 2000

“Curiosity… pom pom pom pompom…” Yes, I’ve thought of another song I want to make a hard rock version of: the theme from (the now sadly defunct) The Curiosity Show. ***** Tomorrow’s the big showdown with me and Ms. J, in our battle to find the longest country name. I’m sure I’ve got longer names [...]

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January 8, 2000

My parents got back from their holiday at Phillip Island. If you’re not familiar with the area, basically it’s a dinky little island that tourists flock to because fairy penguins run up the beach every night. There’s been an oil spill recently at Phillip Island and I was hoping the tourists would all be horrified [...]

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Geography Gladiators

January 7, 2000

I went to Corio Village, a shopping centre this afternoon after work – I had to visit a friend out Corio way and needed to pick up some food as well. Corio is the end of Geelong where the bogans live, and the unemployment rate tends to be a little higher than the rest of [...]

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Pantera Presents: the Best of Bananarama

January 6, 2000

Okay. When I create a metal band there are three songs I’ve always said I would do heavy metal cover songs of. 1. “She’s Got The Look” by Roxette. 2. The theme from Tetris on the Game Boy. 3. That weird “Popcorn” song. (You know, “pom pom pom pom pom pom, pom pom pom pom [...]

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Channel 7 in Subliminal Charity Support Shock

January 5, 2000

I rang up my old work, the TAFE college yesterday to catch up with the two Reception Bimbos. They’re both pretty cool. Probably the coolest thing is that they let me call them the Reception Bimbos to their face. However, when I rang up, neither of the Reception Bimbos answered the phone. It was another [...]

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$2 Embryos

January 3, 2000

Last night I was chatting with my friend Rhino… Rhino: What is that around your neck? Me: Oh, it’s a little dragon tooth thing. Rhino: Dragon tooth? Must be rare… Me: Yep, the $2 Shop is investing in anthropology now, I hear… Rhino: I hear the Reject Shop do frozen embryos now. They’re fine, they [...]

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It’s Time to Slaughter Prince Like it’s 2099

January 1, 2000

Oh, shut up already! Won’t that millenium word ever go away? I spent my New Year’s Eve with Riff and had a good time – the only lowlight being when I kicked his dog by mistake. The dog then decided to fart in my general direction for the rest of the night. Then there was [...]

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