Archive for August, 2001

Dot Com: The Musical

August 8, 2001

(Curtain rises. An open plan office filled with flat-screen monitors and workers - average age 23 - clad mostly in grunge band t-shirts buzz around the stage. Lights dim and spotlights shine on a group of four business development workers in a meeting room, clad in suits. Gloomy music from ...

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Cramps

August 5, 2001

The purpose of my day away from work was to recover from a mysterious stomach illness, but this ended up proving to be the least of my worries. Splayed semiconscious on the lounge, drooling into a novel and foot firmly in a half-consumed bowl of cereal on the floor; I awaken ...

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Stealing Biscuits

August 2, 2001

Hurtling through the automatic doors of the convenience store on a mission for salty snacks and any other munchies which would ease my wheezing body along to it's inevitably cholesterolic climax, I immediately collided with a character who looked like he was ready to rape me with the bottle of ...

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