From the monthly archives:

February 2002

Kangacore

February 10, 2002

(Scene: a train station. I am happily waiting for my train, when a slightly distressed woman turns from her male friend to me).
Woman: Please settle this argument for me.
Me: Sure.
Woman: You know the song from Skippy?
Me: The kangaroo?
Man: Yes.
Woman: I did not ask you.
Man: I’m only t-
Woman: Fuck out.
(I note this interjection for use in [...]

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Jeb Umbrella Catalogue 2002

February 4, 2002

Hi, umbrella lovers! Wait until you see our new ‘n improved models for the new year! It may be grey skies and rainy days – but that’s exactly what you want, to show off your new 2002 Jeb Umbrella!
ManBrella™ 2002
This year’s model of the supersized umbrella for the real man, ManBrella™, features masculine curves which [...]

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Kmartopoly

February 2, 2002

We patiently wait our turn, curving around the miniature metallic fencing which collectively traps us in, screaming for mercy, simply wanting out; then the high mistress of torture demands of the woman quivering in front of me:
‘Do you have a Fly Buys card?’
The lady runs away screaming, having been toppled over the brink of sanity. [...]

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