From the monthly archives:

June 2002

Look at this Quality Consumer Electronics Product! Also, My Breasts!

June 22, 2002

Wary as I am of such nerd-herding events as Consumer Electronics Shows, the vast and promising expanse of a weekday off work propelled me to the event regardless. It seemed like a pretty cool event. Yet I was quick to discover this was by and large to be populated by vaguely outdated gadgets with internet [...]

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Life Decisions, Episode 58: To Bash Cyclists, or Encounter Scientologists?

June 11, 2002

Every evening on the cursed route I elect to walk home from work, I encounter the same greasy little balding offensive man whose penis undoubtedly resembles a fun-size Mars bar. I’ve attempted to navigate home via an alternative route, but this involves traversing around lots of eager cyclists. I mean, sure; if we don’t drive [...]

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Arse

June 10, 2002

At least there’s no longer that niggling hindrance which requires me to individually track how much each employee of the company I work at knows about my personal life. Adam’s either a ‘flatmate’ or a ‘manfuck’, depending on how much the person involved knows. However, at some post-works drinks last week, one random staff member [...]

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Terror on the Top Level

June 7, 2002

Adam and I are now happily situated in our new apartment – all moved in without a problem. Initially, we were fascinated by this building: everyone here is so friendly. It doesn’t matter who you travel in the elevator with, they’ll be more than happy to share their clubbing plans for the evening with you, [...]

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