Happy Fraudulent Birthday
July 17, 2002
It’s my twenty-third birthday! Many thanks to all friends who thrust humble gift-type objects in my general direction.
To Adam, for the dinner conducted at high altitude in a bona fide rotating restaraunt.
To my parents and sisters, for the thoughtful presents.
But most of all, to Paypal, who graciously allowed an anonymous shady character to hack into my account and festively transfer every single cent to my name into their own Paypal account. Almost $150 for every year I’ve lived exactly – cheers!
Here’s to many more years of the same!
