From the monthly archives:

January 2003

Microsoft Jeb

January 31, 2003

I just checked my site on Adam’s computer using Apple’s iAutofellatioBrowser (well, Christ, that’s what you’d think it’d be called based on Apple devotee’s reactions)… it seems this site looks like Jeannie Little without her makeup on in everything but Internet Explorer. Text is purple all over the shop where it shouldn’t be. My soul [...]

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Canadon’t

January 31, 2003

A quick phone call from work just then confirmed that Adam and I can safely cross out the moving-to-Canada option. The terms on which I’d be sent over there are pretty unfavourable, so we’ve decided to screw it. Or snow-fuck it, as the case may be. Hopefully I’ll still get this new job I’ve applied [...]

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Canuck!

January 30, 2003

Okay. I know I previously pounded away at my keyboard, declaring that the chances of me writing an online journal again were as unlikely as Greg Evans becoming a recognised deity of love in some obscure sect. But this is a blog, so technically my precarious reputation remains intact. So, hi! Here I am again. [...]

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