A quick phone call from work just then confirmed that Adam and I can safely cross out the moving-to-Canada option. The terms on which I’d be sent over there are pretty unfavourable, so we’ve decided to screw it. Or snow-fuck it, as the case may be. Hopefully I’ll still get this new job I’ve applied for – they’ve promised to let me know the outcome by tomorrow morning.
In the meantime, here’s a video of me demonstrating the J-Lo dance (grab shirt, bob to music) (note – this video has been long lost since I originally posted this in 2003, thank god). I was drunk and under the command of two dance-commandeering Melbournite lads. Yeah, it’s shit quality, but you try operating Windows Movie Maker when you’re sober, let alone pissed. (This is only going online because some cow posted it on her site – this only works if people have reputations to ruin in the first place, dork!)
Note that Jennifer Lopez is also known to dance in a frenzy, then appear to have second thoughts and wander absently off-camera. No, really. It’s nothing to do with my editing skills.