Archive for February, 2003

Artistically Abstract

February 27, 2003

One of my bigger fears in life is that my burgeoning, youthful breasts could soon develop self-supporting breasts of their own. As a measure against this possibility, Adam and I joined the local gym a few months ago. I'd never even stepped into a gym before let alone worked out in ...

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“I’m Jerk-ing Off to E-mo-tions” (sung to trill escalation of four octaves)

February 23, 2003

When you're fifteen and growing up in a surf resort-esque town, it's uneasy to shake the belief that you're the sole homo in the world, if not the feeling that you're the only homo who doesn't slot politely into a pastel-pink stereotype placeholder. Fortunately, grunge was the big thing at ...

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Enid

February 22, 2003

I think I want to be the heavy metal version of Enid from Ghost World.

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Zed

February 11, 2003

... just started a live session of 'Renegade Fighter' on Channel V by holding up a mobile phone to the mic, and playing the ringtone version of the song as the intro. TERRIBLE!

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Metal Baby

February 11, 2003

The girl I sit next to at work is pregnant... she's due in 10 weeks I think. Her and her boyfriend are both into metal, so I've convinced her to make the kid a metal baby. So we're going to make some transfers of metal band logos onto little baby t-shirts. ...

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The Fabulon Adventures of Adam

February 2, 2003

It was among the cacophany of a bar with a poorly-defined target market that Adam reached out for his beer. Our mate Jack noted a large burn on Adam's arm with interest as he made this motion. 'What happened there?' he prodded the limb in question. After the screaming ceased and the ...

Posted in: Adam, Cleaning, Embarrassment | Be the first to comment on this entry »

This is why I am hesitant about working in online advertising again

February 1, 2003

Dumb ads like this:

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