The girl I sit next to at work is pregnant… she’s due in 10 weeks I think. Her and her boyfriend are both into metal, so I’ve convinced her to make the kid a metal baby.
So we’re going to make some transfers of metal band logos onto little baby t-shirts. I told her to give the kid dreads as soon as she can grow enough hair.
Yeah. Metal baby. I’ll never have my own kids to corrupt, so why not someone else’s?