1. Skim coffee is called skinny coffee.
2. Nunchukas were outlawed in Victoria right before we moved here. Yet another chance to legally own his weapons flittering away into thin air.
3. He has trouble pronouncing local suburb names, but is thankfully arrogant enough to try and convince local Melbournites the way he says it is, in fact, correct. Chapel Street residents take note, you may now be living in PRARN, rather than the oh-so-misguided pronounciation of PRAH-RAN.
4. You can’t go on any Luna Park rollercoasters because you catch a cold from the high winds.