From the yearly archives:

2003

Zed

February 11, 2003

… just started a live session of ‘Renegade Fighter’ on Channel V by holding up a mobile phone to the mic, and playing the ringtone version of the song as the intro.
TERRIBLE!

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Metal Baby

February 11, 2003

The girl I sit next to at work is pregnant… she’s due in 10 weeks I think. Her and her boyfriend are both into metal, so I’ve convinced her to make the kid a metal baby.
So we’re going to make some transfers of metal band logos onto little baby t-shirts. I told her to give [...]

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The Fabulon Adventures of Adam

February 2, 2003

It was among the cacophany of a bar with a poorly-defined target market that Adam reached out for his beer.
Our mate Jack noted a large burn on Adam’s arm with interest as he made this motion. ‘What happened there?’ he prodded the limb in question.
After the screaming ceased and the roof of the hotel had [...]

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This is why I am hesitant about working in online advertising again

February 1, 2003

Dumb ads like this:

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Microsoft Jeb

January 31, 2003

I just checked my site on Adam’s computer using Apple’s iAutofellatioBrowser (well, Christ, that’s what you’d think it’d be called based on Apple devotee’s reactions)… it seems this site looks like Jeannie Little without her makeup on in everything but Internet Explorer. Text is purple all over the shop where it shouldn’t be.
My soul remains [...]

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Canadon’t

January 31, 2003

A quick phone call from work just then confirmed that Adam and I can safely cross out the moving-to-Canada option. The terms on which I’d be sent over there are pretty unfavourable, so we’ve decided to screw it. Or snow-fuck it, as the case may be. Hopefully I’ll still get this new job I’ve applied [...]

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Canuck!

January 30, 2003

Okay. I know I previously pounded away at my keyboard, declaring that the chances of me writing an online journal again were as unlikely as Greg Evans becoming a recognised deity of love in some obscure sect.
But this is a blog, so technically my precarious reputation remains intact.
So, hi! Here I am again. Hopefully keeping [...]

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