June 6, 2004
Seeing as every man and his wheatgrass-shot-fuelled dog seems to be opening up juice bars, I figured there must be another way for people to happily fork over $8.50 to wait in a line for 20 minutes for a small cup of fruity flesh.
Also bearing in mind that bottled water is a ridiculous scam… I’m [...]
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May 10, 2004
When I was a kid, I had a wire installed behind my front teeth to straighten them up a little. After leading a happy, dentally oblivious life for the past 10 years; the wire snapped behind my front teeth last week.
Believing this was simply a piece of mangled meat caught behind in my wire – [...]
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