Also, apparently I’m the only person in New South Wales counting down the days until the AFL pre-season cup. Goddamit, I’m really going through withdrawl – especially after moving back to a state that shuns Aussie Rules in leiu of some other stupid game, which involves big beefy fellas in tight shorts, running around trying to put their heads up each other’s clackers, wordlessly grunting and inserting digits into each other’s bodies as a form of taunting…
I’m following the right footy code, aren’t I?