1. The NRL Footy Show, to see the Chief. But Chief! WTF have you done to your hair since I last saw you three years ago! Back to the spikes or cap please!
2. Country Music Australia Channel. I’m no fan of country music, but tonight realised that most male country singers = teh hot.
3. Back to the NRL Footy Show. Many hot NRL players.
4. Some show on MTV called Dismissed. A woefully condescending and cruel reality dating show, but with endlessly hot and questionably aged contestants.
5. The guy who hosts the late edition of Fox Sports News. Ashamedly, it’s not the first time I’ve tuned in to this edition of Sports News, simply to watch this guy.
6. Imagine if the Chief hosted Deal or No Deal and didn’t have old-man-hair anymore. I would be, god, probably writing fanfic or something.
7. If I drink more, even every old man picture of the Beam family on the bottle will probably seem attractive.
8. There is no such thing as an attractive music channel host.
9. Now the AFL Footy Show is on, but my brain automatically kicks into sport mode, and fails to find any AFL player hornworthy. Weird. AFL is for sport, NRL is for perve.
10. There’s now a hot stock analyst on Bloomberg Business and I can’t stop watching… him, in conjunction with the fourteen scrolling tickers on the screen are fucking hypnotising.
Lordy, will I regret posting this in the morning.