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OMG, Did You See What Happened in NSW Politics Today!

July 27, 2005

Wow, Bob Carr resigned. I wonder if he'llBZZZZZZZZT - you totally thought I'd wanked myself into the blogosphere just then, didn't you? Back to your regularly scheduled programming. Can I stay drunk for nine days in a row? I'm about to find out, because I have a week of annual leave ...

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Design-arr Patches

July 23, 2005

This afternoon, I happened to notice a dude in the city wearing an pirate patch. It sure didn't look like it was for medical reasons, either. I've totally been waiting for pirate patches to become cool, seeing as I'm blind in one eye anyway. I'd get one off eBay but ...

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David Jones End of Financial Year Punch-in-the-Fucking-Cakehole Sale

July 21, 2005

A family member sent me an amount of David Jones vouchers for my birthday. So off I duly trundled, to go and cash in my present for... well, I wasn't quite sure. This got me thinking: I can't even remember the last time I visited David Jones. Ever. In fact, ...

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Nothing Says Love Like an Airbrushed Birthday Cake

July 19, 2005

You fuckers rule. Thanks for all the Microsoft Paint-created birthday presents. If I can keep this up, you guys will create 100% of the content for my site, and I won't have to write a bleeding thing. I'll be like the Courtney Love solo album of blogs. Anyway, I got sent ...

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Happy Virtual MSPAINT.EXE Birthday!

July 17, 2005

It's my birthday! And all I'm asking for as presents, are gifts created entirely in Microsoft Paint. EMAIL ME YOUR BADLY DRAWN YET LUCRATIVE PREZZIES IMMEDIATELY! Go on, fire up crappy ole Microsoft Paint and wack something up, then send it to me: jeb at tastes like drunk dot com. I'll ...

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Cats are Losin’, Gas-Based Boozin’, Anti-Smoking Legislation is Cruisin’

July 12, 2005

My beloved Catties lost their match against Sydney on Saturday - the only match of the year I'll get to see them play. In fact, not so much lost their match as suffered a public double-penetration in multiple orifices. Got me buggered what causes that team to fall apart every ...

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150 Daily Minutes of Joy

July 9, 2005

Considering how our yuppie stereotype neighbours languish in their Craig-David-Robbie-Williams-Dido-Freedom-Furniture-Showroom existence, it's a godsend that our other neighbour keeps to himself. Well, in a reserved, creepy, John Burgess kinda way. There's not much that we know about this guy, mostly because he doesn't flail around in his front yard with dislocated ...

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When I Manage to Hack, It’s a Crap Hack at Best

July 3, 2005

Adam and I, in an attempt to proactively eliminate any drunken pizza orders, have lately been ensuring that we have frozen pizza and frozen garlic bread on hand at all times. Those Pizza Hut bills sure do add up (even if you try that hack on their site which gives ...

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Guaranteed Hangover Paranoia Cure

July 2, 2005

I just saw the video clip to "Buffalo Stance" by Neneh Cherry on TV. She's all dancing in front of a Windows 3.1 screensaver and shit, with the word "Gigolo" randomly appearing in (appropriately) native Windows 3.1 fonts all over the screen. Was pissing myself laughing within the first 10 ...

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