From the monthly archives:

August 2005

We bought a new camera…

August 28, 2005

…but I don’t have a cat, Buffy memorabilia, a comics collection, a freshly baked cake, Flickrrhea, a motorbike, the lack of self-respect required to produce photos of your own genitals for Gaydar, or a self-made Harry Potter costume. So, patently, I have no need for a camera, as far as the internet goes. Meanwhile, anyone [...]

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Blood Money

August 23, 2005

It looks like Adam’s landed a full time job at a pretty big ad agency, which is great. Now he can help create propaganda and make bad things seem good on a full time basis! A classic example is Liquorland opening tiny “Express” stores, while trumpeting that the new stores have a… Streamlined selection for [...]

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Advice to Next INXS Singer: Watch Out for those Pesky Doorknobs

August 20, 2005

I was lucky enough to see Nine Inch Nails last night… that’s definitely going on my top 5 gigs of all time. Unfortunately, this morning my hearing is still shot to shit, so I can only communicate via nautical flags for now. I’m not so sure about this Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake. Yeah, [...]

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A Warning to Schweppes

August 7, 2005

Just when I’m happily taking my time on a leisurely, ambling Sunday afternoon walk, I hear this awful noise from behind a fence: a cat retching its guts out. Upon noticing my presence, it puts the regurgitation on pause, and angrily stumbles in front of me, glares intensely, then vomits profusely. It’s one thing to [...]

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Pyschic Drag Queen Attack

August 2, 2005

So my experiment to stay continuously drunk nine days straight has hit a slight snag. Occasionally I keep passing out and waking up sober. Everything is now refined to staying drunk at least 80% of the time, during PM hours. And I think I’m at least halfway successful in that respect. Of course, being smashed [...]

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