It looks like Adam’s landed a full time job at a pretty big ad agency, which is great. Now he can help create propaganda and make bad things seem good on a full time basis! A classic example is Liquorland opening tiny “Express” stores, while trumpeting that the new stores have a…
Streamlined selection for easy purchasing!
Clearly, as a half-decent bullshit artist, I’m in the wrong industry.
So it looks like we’ll finally have some money to start investing in… well, actually, we’re not completely sure yet. If you’re considering buying real estate in Sydney, you may as well dump a giant turd onto your savings account, as property prices here are seriously ridiculous. I’m still somewhat drawn to the idea of investing in Launceston – property prices seem really low… holy fucking ballsack, check me out, I’m seriously talking about investment properties. How fucked.
So the other option is to invest in the share market. There’s a few companies out there I’d be happy to throw cash at – Quizno’s, for one, seeing as they’ve finally reopened their only store in Sydney. Maybe I could buy a franchise and have Quizno’s on tap. It’s heroin in a toasty delicious roll, that shit.
Actually, IMAX is a company I really admire, simply by making every city they trick into buying a screen thinking they’re the only city in the hemisphere to sport one. When the nearest IMAX screen is probably just sitting dormant just 10 kilometres away. How do they manage to continually sell these white elephants to unsuspecting cities like Adelaide, grasping for identity? I’m not sure, but I want in.
In fact, any company which capitalises on human emotions. Channel 7 (mostly for their seriously misguided Today Tonight promos of late), whichever record label R Kelly is currently signed to, whoever owns the rights to the Crazy Frog, etc.
However, Adam’s found a company which he’s dead keen to invest in. Apparently some Aussie company is attracting serious attention from the US armed forces, by producing guns which can fire a thousand bullets per second or something. Admittedly, I’m unsure if Adam considers this a serious financial opportunity, or simply a chance to launch a financial portfolio of violence-related investments, but time will tell.