From the yearly archives:

2006

Sausage Fizzle

April 12, 2006

Working from home, while an enticing concept, is effecting me strangely. At first I was worried I was beginning to hate the whole no-human-contact hermit idea, but… like a mate of mine said, it’s actually enticing me to get out and about a lot more. Even just walking to the shops this afternoon after work, [...]

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Baby Got Bounce

April 6, 2006

Adam’s rightfully picky about where he works – hanging around at a shitty advertising agency probably doesn’t do any favours for your resume, so he’s searching for a really good job at a really good agency. He’s had a few bites here and there, including one extremely promising job – until he found out via [...]

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Slurpless

April 4, 2006

The washing machine in our new place lasted one rumbly week before it began barking out sputtering explosions whenever the spin cycle commenced. Thankfully, our landlord has weathered callouses on his thumbs from twiddling them for days on end, so ten days later we’re still without a working washing machine.
This made the decision to sit [...]

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The World is Nut Enough

March 29, 2006

What kind of a holiday is it when you seem to have caught the flu? I’m unsure whether to view this either as a result of the majorly excessive drinking over the last fortnight, or simply as a drinking challenge for the next two weeks of my holiday.
Regardless, I am holing up for the [...]

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If You Thought Nickelback Couldn’t Get Any Worse…

March 27, 2006

It’s two weeks ago now, but we had a great send-off from our Woolloomooloo crew the night before we flew down to Melbourne. Our mate Julian hosted the do – he used to be a barrister. Fortunately, for the sake of the entire postcode region’s safety, Adam managed to find Julian’s old barrister gear, and [...]

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If Only Quan Would Reinstitute Happyland As Well

March 23, 2006

We’ve landed safe and sound in Melbourne. Although I’ve got three more weeks of holidays which I’ll refer to as JEBFEST for the time being, I shall endeavour to post far more regularly now that we’ve settled down.
My attempts to save a coupla hundred bucks on our removalists backfired. Instead of reverting to the [...]

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Enter the Gaytrix

March 3, 2006

Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven’t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]

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Mario Kartquarium

February 26, 2006

It appears that I have reverted back to the don’t-post-for-weeks phase of this blog. I’ll have much more time on my hands once we move to Melbourne in two weeks, so expect more substantial posting then. Don’t abandon me or I’ll commence relentless, heartless Jessica Rowe-style cackling!
There really will be a lot more spare time [...]

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Moving to Melbourne

February 11, 2006

A series of interesting events and conversations has lead Adam and I to decide we’re moving back to Melbourne at extremely short notice. Like, less than a month short notice. Why did we just move back to Sydney again?
There’s a number of reasons for the pending return to Melbourne, mostly job-related for Adam, and also [...]

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Gleecoffeemorning Androidbian

January 31, 2006

So I’ve whittled all the opportunities down to one of the best jobs I can think of: penning the lyrics to teen punk songs. Because really, this job now needs to be outsourced to generate the maximum angst-impact and ensure your music is stolen as much racking up as many sales as possible.
Simple Plan have [...]

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