From the monthly archives:

March 2006

The World is Nut Enough

March 29, 2006

What kind of a holiday is it when you seem to have caught the flu? I’m unsure whether to view this either as a result of the majorly excessive drinking over the last fortnight, or simply as a drinking challenge for the next two weeks of my holiday. Regardless, I am holing up for the [...]

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If You Thought Nickelback Couldn’t Get Any Worse…

March 27, 2006

It’s two weeks ago now, but we had a great send-off from our Woolloomooloo crew the night before we flew down to Melbourne. Our mate Julian hosted the do – he used to be a barrister. Fortunately, for the sake of the entire postcode region’s safety, Adam managed to find Julian’s old barrister gear, and [...]

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If Only Quan Would Reinstitute Happyland As Well

March 23, 2006

We’ve landed safe and sound in Melbourne. Although I’ve got three more weeks of holidays which I’ll refer to as JEBFEST for the time being, I shall endeavour to post far more regularly now that we’ve settled down. My attempts to save a coupla hundred bucks on our removalists backfired. Instead of reverting to the [...]

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Enter the Gaytrix

March 3, 2006

Last night was spent in one of those modern horrors: pubs entirely enclosed in shopping centres (to my credit, at the behest of a hot girl I haven’t caught up with in months). This particular pub scores even more points of infamy for attempting to recreate a beer garden indoors. Please, please stop with the [...]

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