From the yearly archives:

2008

I’m a Pants Man

December 29, 2008

After taking a week off work for Christmas, I had an odd experience travelling to work today. You see, I couldn’t quite work out why I was getting such odd looks on the tram. A really odd mix of disturbed and amused looks. I shrugged it off, I look odd at the best of times. [...]

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Introducing the Semi-Concerning Problems Hotline

December 21, 2008

There’s barely four hours of sleep in me, but what a night! We had a bit of a gay pub crawl around the city and ended up crawling home at 4am. I’ve always marvelled at the uniqueness of the “back room” concept at gay bars. Really, it’s just ticking the last missing box for the [...]

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Nandon’t

December 14, 2008

Everyone’s got an awesome local takeaway food shop in their area. Here in Port Melbourne, it’s the awesome chicken shop we have nearby. The two blokes who run this joint are champs. You get discounts if you’re a local, a guaranteed laugh, free food if your order is taking a little while to prepare, and [...]

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‘Tis the Season To Be Terrified

December 13, 2008

Curses! I’ve normally completed all of my dreary Christmas shopping in November, but seem to have dropped the ball this year. At the risk of my mental coherence, I’m about to plunge headlong into Melbourne’s major shopping area less than two weeks before Christmas. Considering how bonkers things can get in major department stores at [...]

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Why the Famous Five Will Eventually Prevent Me From Being Stabbed in the Face

December 4, 2008

As a child, I was forced to endure a relentless stream of Enid Blyton novels from my parents. I’m sure it at least played a minor role in my eventual homo-ization. Of course, most of the books I read were the painfully twee Famous Five series. If you’ve read these books, you’ll know there is [...]

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When Transhumanism Attacks

December 3, 2008

There’s a reason I like my new gym: it’s a roidmuncher haven. Let’s be honest: if you’re working out, you may as well have something nice to look at. While I’ve been to other gyms in the past, they were all much too broad a representation of the community. No, what I have is a [...]

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Lite and Easy to Shame

December 1, 2008

This will no doubt see me suffering some mockery in comments, but Adam and I started Lite & Easy the other week. We’ve done it before, and it helped us lose the weight we wanted pretty quickly. Yes, it’s a little bit lazy; and yes, the food isn’t exactly gourmet (although it’s not that bad) [...]

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There’s Always One Satanic Bad Egg

November 24, 2008

It’s with great trepidation that I write any blog entry revolving around the word “egg”. Inevitably, Adam will peer over my shoulder and then we’ll be egg-converting words all evening to, frankly, what results in very little hilarity. It’s an egg-scruitating egg-sercise in seeing who can egg-ceed the other’s ability to egg up the most [...]

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Drunken Summaries

November 22, 2008

Everyone’s had those moments where their partner arrives home, more than a little tipsy, and mumbles that they’ve accomplished some sort of drunken superhero act. In the past, Adam has arrived home with these delightful summaries of his evening for me: • “I’ve just called my boss a bitch in front of all 250 staff!” [...]

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Thai-ny Food Delivery

November 12, 2008

There’s a new Thai restaurant which has opened near our place, and although their food is mighty delicious, it arrives with an ethical dilemma of sorts. Whenever Adam and I place an order with them via phone, I hear something like: “Thank you, the order will be there in 15 minutes START COOKING YOU LITTLE [...]

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