Archive for November, 2008

There’s Always One Satanic Bad Egg

November 24, 2008

It's with great trepidation that I write any blog entry revolving around the word "egg". Inevitably, Adam will peer over my shoulder and then we'll be egg-converting words all evening to, frankly, what results in very little hilarity. It's an egg-scruitating egg-sercise in seeing who can egg-ceed the other's ability ...

Drunken Summaries

November 22, 2008

Everyone's had those moments where their partner arrives home, more than a little tipsy, and mumbles that they've accomplished some sort of drunken superhero act. In the past, Adam has arrived home with these delightful summaries of his evening for me: • "I've just called my boss a bitch in front ...

Thai-ny Food Delivery

November 12, 2008

There's a new Thai restaurant which has opened near our place, and although their food is mighty delicious, it arrives with an ethical dilemma of sorts. Whenever Adam and I place an order with them via phone, I hear something like: "Thank you, the order will be there in 15 minutes START ...

The Life History of Maggie “Evil” Tabberer

November 6, 2008

For some reason, Maggie Tabberer scares the shit out of me. She just seems to exhude pure evil. I mean, look at her. Wearing a cape and... plotting. You try and prove anyone wearing a cape isn't evil (my own 15-year-old goth misadventures in a quest to find a sense ...

Sleepless and Stalked by Sunrise

November 3, 2008

Today I'm stumbling around in a somewhat zombie-like state. For ridiculous reasons not worth explaining, I was required to start work at 2am today; so now I'm home and not sure if I'm supposed to be sleeping or not. It's a corporate simulation of the un-fun part of being strung ...