From the yearly archives:

2008

The Life History of Maggie “Evil” Tabberer

November 6, 2008

For some reason, Maggie Tabberer scares the shit out of me. She just seems to exhude pure evil. I mean, look at her. Wearing a cape and… plotting. You try and prove anyone wearing a cape isn’t evil (my own 15-year-old goth misadventures in a quest to find a sense of self not included).
That plant [...]

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Sleepless and Stalked by Sunrise

November 3, 2008

Today I’m stumbling around in a somewhat zombie-like state. For ridiculous reasons not worth explaining, I was required to start work at 2am today; so now I’m home and not sure if I’m supposed to be sleeping or not. It’s a corporate simulation of the un-fun part of being strung out on speed, I suppose.
Although, [...]

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If You’re Into Man-on-Tree Action, Do I Have the Show For You

October 27, 2008

Although we have Foxtel at our place, it’s really much more Adam’s toy than something I watch. Despite the enticement of shows like Naked and Funny (think Candid Camera with boobs, filmed in what appears to be Belarus in the 1990s) and my favourite Bio Channel documentary of the year – I Can’t Stop Masturbating [...]

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Back in the Day, When You Could Take Out Someone’s Shin With a Gigantic 1980s Game Boy

October 25, 2008

As someone who used to almost sexualise video game systems as a kid (hey, when you think expressing some dude-on-dude bromance in high school will cause you insta-beatings, Sonic the Hedgehog doesn’t seem like such a bad alternative), it’s rather surprising that my interest in video games has waned as an adult. For all my [...]

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Ladies Should… Poo?

October 21, 2008

Against every fibre of my being, something inside me wants to rise up and destroy every physical object in the postcode region when I see prominently displayed spelling errors.
Our local discount emporium is currently blaring the following fluorescent green sign out the front of their store, in what I truly hope is a discount on [...]

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Making it to Third Bass

October 18, 2008

After a lifetime of household members unexpectedly entering a room to find me thrashing around and jumping off furniture, in what usually began as air guitar but always progressed to some sort of impression of the onset of an airborne orgasm; I decided to learn bass guitar for real this year.
My selection criteria for the [...]

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Do Me a Favour – Go Burn Your Face in an Espresso Machine

October 16, 2008

Over the last few months I’ve started wonkily riding my new-ish bike to work. My other half, Adam, is quite the bike-geek so he’s gleefully pointed out my many errors along the way. First, I was advised that I was changing gears incorrectly (makes sense, seeing as it sounded like Kyle Sandilands heftily jumping up [...]

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When a Game of Bowls Goes Tits-Up

October 14, 2008

Ahem. AHEM! Hello? It’s been a while since I was in this blogging game. How does this work again? Where does my Amazon Wishlist link go? Are we still doing that? No…? Right.
Well, this-here old blog has sat dormant for some years now. Maybe you remember me from back in the day. Maybe not. That’s [...]

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