Come Out and Decay

I’ve just realised that the Offspring have not inflicted a single on us in recent years featuring any of the following:

• a sample which incenses you to merge your forehead with any nearby cupboard
• some sort of plinky keyboard hook lifted directly from Andrew W.K.
• infantile lyrics which should almost certainly not be sung by a dad rocker in his 40s – let alone accompanied by a guitarist named Noodles, who appears to be the lead singer of Korn on the wrong side of a time-travelling paradox

Do you realise what the absence of all these things means, you guys? I have finally mastered “The Secret”!!!

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