You don’t see chefs proudly wearing smeared chorizo sausages over their apron.
You don’t see financial analysts stapling printouts of spreadsheets to their businesswear.
You certainly don’t see actors stickytaping DVDs across their own bodies.
So why do painters insist on wearing white uniforms to show off just how hard they’ve worked each day?! Dudes, we get it. YOU MAKE A LOT OF MESS AND WORK VERY HARD. Stop rubbing it in our collective faces!