What would happen if Rob Trujillo (bassist for Metallica) and Sol Trujillo (head honcho at telemegaglobocorp Telstra) were brothers and forced to live together? A HILARIOUS SITCOM, THAT’S WHAT.
UNDERTELE: A TALE OF TWO TRUJILLOS
(credits roll)
ROB TRUJILLO: (knocks on door) Sol, I’m home!
SOL TRUJILLO: (opens door) Why are you here! Leave me alone! I am busy planning my hasty exit from the country and itiner– I mean, er, hello, my little brother!
ROB: It is so unfortunate that I lost all of my Metallica royalties in a drunken poker game.
SOL: Yes. Yet you still managed to fly here to Australia to live with me, and mooch off me, like some sort of public infrastructure that you’re taking for granted.
ROB: Regrettable, yes. But now we can ROCK! (plays air guitar crazily while audience inexplicably self-combusts with raucous laughter)
SOL: This is strictly a temporary arrangement. You will be only here until you have found a new job.
ROB: Awww, I thought we’d just be here to party, man! Y’know, go out, pick up some chicks, have a good time…
SOL: NO! I have to leave before I start getting my offshore assets taxed and– I mean, er… now that Telstra is in such wonderful shape…
ROB: Goddammit, Sol. You used to be COOL.
SOL: Listen to me. You will be spending all your time here looking for a new job. I don’t even want you to bother me while you’re looking for work. Don’t talk to me unless you have a job. Send me a SMS if you really must, otherwise I’ll charge you a face-time administration fee.
ROB: Waaaahhh.
(bellowing laughter in the style of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos audience on ketamine)
NEXT TIME, ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF UNDERTELE: How will Sol react when he comes home to discover Rob has horrendously misinterpreted “naked internet connection”?
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Haha.. I would buy the boxset.