Undertele: A Tale of Two Trujillos

by Jeb on March 19, 2009

What would happen if Rob Trujillo (bassist for Metallica) and Sol Trujillo (head honcho at telemegaglobocorp Telstra) were brothers and forced to live together? A HILARIOUS SITCOM, THAT’S WHAT.

UNDERTELE: A TALE OF TWO TRUJILLOS
(credits roll)

ROB TRUJILLO: (knocks on door) Sol, I’m home!

SOL TRUJILLO: (opens door) Why are you here! Leave me alone! I am busy planning my hasty exit from the country and itiner– I mean, er, hello, my little brother!

ROB: It is so unfortunate that I lost all of my Metallica royalties in a drunken poker game.

SOL: Yes. Yet you still managed to fly here to Australia to live with me, and mooch off me, like some sort of public infrastructure that you’re taking for granted.

ROB: Regrettable, yes. But now we can ROCK! (plays air guitar crazily while audience inexplicably self-combusts with raucous laughter)

SOL: This is strictly a temporary arrangement. You will be only here until you have found a new job.

ROB: Awww, I thought we’d just be here to party, man! Y’know, go out, pick up some chicks, have a good time…

SOL: NO! I have to leave before I start getting my offshore assets taxed and– I mean, er… now that Telstra is in such wonderful shape…

ROB: Goddammit, Sol. You used to be COOL.

rob-trujilloSOL: Listen to me. You will be spending all your time here looking for a new job. I don’t even want you to bother me while you’re looking for work. Don’t talk to me unless you have a job. Send me a SMS if you really must, otherwise I’ll charge you a face-time administration fee.

ROB: Waaaahhh.

(bellowing laughter in the style of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos audience on ketamine)

NEXT TIME, ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF UNDERTELE: How will Sol react when he comes home to discover Rob has horrendously misinterpreted “naked internet connection”?

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Sarah March 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Haha.. I would buy the boxset.

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