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	<title>Comments on: If You’re Served Pancakes on your Next Plane Flight, Jump Out the Airlock</title>
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		<title>By: Yak Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/07/02/if-you%e2%80%99re-served-pancakes-on-your-next-plane-flight-jump-out-the-airlock/comment-page-1/#comment-9481</link>
		<dc:creator>Yak Boy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know, equating Scientologists with followers of Xenu is like calling Catholics Satan-worshippers. Just saying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know, equating Scientologists with followers of Xenu is like calling Catholics Satan-worshippers. Just saying.</p>
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		<title>By: Jasper</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jasper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hate you. I hate you so much. I had forgotten about the Pancake Parlour (Palace/Manor/Kitchen) Scientology urban myth. Now, once again, I am afraid to twirl my fork and exclaim &quot;lovely!&quot;. You&#039;re a jerk.

I can&#039;t have Gloria Jeans. I can&#039;t drink Rockstar. I can&#039;t have pancakes. And I can&#039;t eat Beef Wellington.

(Okay, I can&#039;t eat Beef Wellington because I hate mushrooms - but it still makes me angry because it looks so delicious. I am making it your fault on account of the pancake thing. What? I get irrational when I&#039;m hungry.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate you. I hate you so much. I had forgotten about the Pancake Parlour (Palace/Manor/Kitchen) Scientology urban myth. Now, once again, I am afraid to twirl my fork and exclaim &#8220;lovely!&#8221;. You&#8217;re a jerk.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t have Gloria Jeans. I can&#8217;t drink Rockstar. I can&#8217;t have pancakes. And I can&#8217;t eat Beef Wellington.</p>
<p>(Okay, I can&#8217;t eat Beef Wellington because I hate mushrooms &#8211; but it still makes me angry because it looks so delicious. I am making it your fault on account of the pancake thing. What? I get irrational when I&#8217;m hungry.)</p>
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