Is This the Worst Comic in the World?

First and foremost, I cannot claim any responsibility whatsoever for tracking down this monstrosity. You’re about to view something which is an existential slap in the face to illustrators everywhere, found by the extremely talented Mutley James. Wherever he found it, I’ve no doubt infants passed away within a 5 metre radius as he carried it home.

Can your neurons possibly compute the sheer contempt for humanity flaunted by THE WORST COMIC IN THE WORLD?

(Click to zoom, if you don’t mind undergoing a simulation
of having cancer injected directly into your urethra)

After originally having my face raped in half by this comic book cover earlier in the week, I can’t stop returning to view it some more. Every inspection reveals even further vomituous details, the likes of which are definitely only found within the pages of edu-comics.

Where do I begin? Blue Flame himself appears to be Helen Mirren on a miscalculated steroids binge. The supporting characters all look like they’ve been grudgingly forced to appear due to a well-hidden contract clause. The dog appears to have been drawn under the influence of barbiturates. Hothead looks like he’s just been forcibly exposed to Ian Hewitson’s genitals. Amber appears to be a corpse desperately inflated with LPG and moments away from bursting point.

Who knows why Blue Flame’s limbs are positioned at such awkwardly akimbo angles, either. It’s as if someone burst into his bedroom while he was engaging in unspeakable depravities with a character named something like Pilot Light, and immediately flew into the stratosphere to escape the scene – which is where we find him now.

What would Blue Flame call his team of sidekicks, anyway? I’m gnawing at my desk in desperate hope that they’re known as Flamers.

Let’s not even consider what’s involved in the “Gas Zone”, lest it’s revealed not as a fascinating world of educational dot-points about natural gas, and instead a highly specific fetish planet.

If you need any proof that this comic actually causes measurable human harm? Halfway through writing this blog post, my mate Ken phoned me after being involved in an accident so I could drive him to hospital. I’M ONTO YOU, BLUE FLAME.

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