From the yearly archives:

2009

Come Out and Decay

February 8, 2009

I’ve just realised that the Offspring have not inflicted a single on us in recent years featuring any of the following: a sample which incenses you to merge your forehead with any nearby cupboard some sort of plinky keyboard hook lifted directly from Andrew W.K. infantile lyrics which should almost certainly not be sung by [...]

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Prepare for Ricky Martin to Confuse/Terrify You Even Further

February 7, 2009

Adam has this wincingly bad method of attempting to obscure any lapses in his vocabulary, by hastily inventing new terminology. Most commonly in these situations, he’s smashed and can barely get a sentence out anyway. This summer he’s drawlingly requested that I turn on the “electric wind” (fan). This is a seasonal appearance, obviously – [...]

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Dear Authors of Any Gay Fiction

February 5, 2009

This evening, I witnessed some excrutiatingly bad/unintentionally hilarious gay local theatre as part of Melbourne’s Midsumma festival. There was a giveaway that we were attending gay theatre – the production company thoughtfully left packs of lube and condoms on the seats as we entered. Classy! Right from the start, this had me concerned about what [...]

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Whodunnyit?

January 26, 2009

Edit: Google has removed these images, but they originally showed a bloke doing his business on an outdoor toilet for the world to see. You may have seen a Google Street View photo going around of this poor bastard in the last few days. That house is actually within walking distance of my place. My [...]

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Hall of Helmets

January 25, 2009

Unlike the careers of anyone who appeared in Scandal’us, I’m not dead! We were in the process of moving house, so I was sans internet for a while. Adam organised the removals process while I was at work this week, so he began unpacking and orchestrating a redefinition of what can reasonably be hung on [...]

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The Exciting World of Information Cagefightology

January 8, 2009

We recently took out health insurance for the first time. Almost right on cue, my body began packing it in immediately. Over the weekend, I began developing a pain in my back which I’d otherwise blame on having seen The Day The Earth Stood Still a few hours prior. However, I couldn’t recall physically exerting [...]

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Top Five Reasons We’re Moving House

January 5, 2009

We’re moving house in a few weeks. This has caused us to reassess all the things we’ve never been able to do or buy in our current house. We’ve concluded the top five benefits are: 1. Domestic boxing bag Adam has longed for a boxing bag in the home, but we’ve never had enough room. [...]

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