We’ve all got mates who have a painfully burning farmer’s tan. For the unfamiliar, a farmer’s tan is the perma-singlet branded into your skin after spending too long out in the sun wearing a wifebeater.
I’m proud to say that I’ve invented a method of correcting a dodgy farmer’s tan. Behold, the inverted singlet!
No longer need you suffer an uneven tan! Simply apply the inverted singlet – a rubber hood worn over your neck, and two rubber sleeves.
This conveniently blocks out the portions of your torso previously nuked by the sun, and allows all parts of your chest an even chance at developing melanomas.
If this is a success, I have more ideas up my sleeve. Stay tuned for the Wristwatch Tan Correctional Sleeve, and the Sunglass Tan Correctional Hijab.
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Put me down for one “Sunglass Tan Correctional Hijab”. Thanks. You are a genius.
I think you’ve had too much sun!
Ooh I need a “Sunglass Tan Correctional Hijab” too please, good idea Cath.