Has anyone ever bothered to read the packaging on cleaning products? It’s bizarre – check out the description of this Febreze “Hawaii” air freshener I purchased:
Febreze’s entire air freshener range features equally bonkers marketing material. Their Moroccan Bazaar scent solves a harrowing household storage problem:
Oh, thank god! My entire household was beginning to look like a level from the Prince of Persia games. I bet nobody’s ready for the surprises contained within the Brazilian Carnival scent, though:
HOLY SHIT I JUST WANTED TO DEODORISE MY HOUSE, INSTEAD MY NEIGHBOURS INVADED THE ROOM AND WE’RE HAVING AN IMPROMPTU MARDI GRAS! SEND HELP
Why don’t Febreze get real and invent scents inspired by more realistic domestic scenarios? My proposed air freshener is “Febreze Jilted”: flood your home with a suffocating mist of disappointment and regret – fragranced with a distinct symphony of frozen microwave dinners, moth balls and the unwashed human body.
The secret to why everyone is so bonkers at the Febreze factory is betrayed by their Wikipedia entry:
Alcohol is also present in the mixture as the second-most prevalent ingredient.
So now we know.
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haha.. absurd, but hilarious.
Costco…….I Smell…. Costco…….