Recently I overheard a conversation in some men’s toilets that did me proud (don’t worry, not that kind of conversation).
Some bloke at the urinal had apparently been discovered by another mate of his, who was attempting to strike up a conversation mid-stream.
“So what are you up to this weekend?” his friend enquired. A non-committal grunt was all that was returned.
“Ha, uhh… no, really, what are you planning?” he persisted.
I heard a sharp exhale of breath, then a frustrated hiss: “You’re breaking the man code. NO TALKING AT THE URINAL!” Inwardly, I applauded; I’m not one for conversation in that environment! Someone needs to take a stand.
Now we just need to work out how to handle those masochists who take the middle toilet cubicle when all of them are vacant, and we’ll be sorted.
That reminds me of this old favourite, the Urinal Game. It’s an oldie but a goodie, and ladies – you’ll probably learn something.
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I always manage to get one wrong on those, every time!
I just had a go at this version and I still got one wrong (and not the compulsory one)
One wrong but then I don’t use urinals as I get embarrassed by envious stares.