About me

I’m Jeb. My favourite things are metal, dudes, beer, falling over, playing bass guitar, pretending I have enough stamina to cycle for hours, having drunk piggyback rides, live bands, talking in a Cookie Monster metal voice at the least appropriate moments, and all of the above simultaneously.

My least favourite things in the world are the 24-hour time format, anything mint-flavoured that isn’t hygiene-related, and the terrifying Australian celebrity Maggie Tabberer (who happens to be undead).

My biggest frustration in life is that I once saw a documentary on Rolf Harris showing him at age 21, and he was totally hot – but I can’t find any pictorial proof of Young Rolf to prove my point. Everyone thinks I want to bang a crazy old painter as a result.

This blog has been around in various forms since at least 1999. In the past, this blog attracted various lawsuits – from actor Marcus Graham (I’ve learnt not to impersonate him anymore), a throng of outraged teenage Aaliyah fans (um, don’t satirise dead teen idols), children’s TV presenter Simon Townsend (I think he accused me of being “thicker than pea soup” at the time), um, I think even Ticketek got shirty about something I wrote once. There’s probably more, I kind of lost count. Trying to be nicer nowadays, swears!

Anyway, hi. Let’s be friends? I’m also on Twitter if that’s how you roll. Otherwise, you might wanna jump onto the RSS feed to keep up with my blog posts.

Update 2011:
While I’m not actively updating this blog as much these days, I am working on some city guide websites you might be interested in: Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Toronto, Houston, San Francisco, Dallas and London.