About me
October 14, 2008
I’m Jeb. 29 year old gay fella in Melbourne, Australia. My favourite things are metal, dudes (especially my ex-state-champion-kickboxing boyfriend, Adam), beer, falling over, playing bass guitar, having drunk piggyback rides, live music, talking in a Cookie Monster metal voice at the least appropriate moments, and all of the above simultaneously.
My least favourite things in the world are the 24-hour time format, Mike Hammond’s omnipresence, Echuca, anything mint-flavoured that isn’t hygiene-related, and Maggie Tabberer (who happens to be undead).
My biggest frustration in life is that I once saw a documentary on Rolf Harris showing him at age 21, and he was totally hot – but I can’t find any pictorial proof of Young Rolf to prove my point. Everyone thinks I want to bang a crazy old painter as a result.
This blog has been around in various forms since at least 1999. At least before blogging became acceptable as a human activity, anyway. Previous celebrities who have threatened legal action against my site include Marcus Graham (I’ve learnt not to impersonate him anymore), a throng of outraged teenage Aaliyah fans (um, don’t satirise dead teen idols), Simon Townsend (I think he accused me of being “thicker than pea soup” at the time), um, I think even Ticketek got shirty about something I wrote once. There’s probably more, I kind of lost count. Trying to be nicer nowadays, swears!
Anyway, hi. Let’s be friends? I’m also on Twitter and Last.fm if that’s how you roll. Oh, there’s also my other blog, Being Gay is AWESOME.
