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	<title>World Wide Jeb &#187; Awkwardness</title>
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		<title>Goddamn Identical Twins!</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/06/10/goddamn-identical-twins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 09:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of those posts that could  get me into all sorts of trouble in real life, but here goes anyway&#8230; A couple of weeks ago, I was attending the local gay bar &#8211; although I&#8217;m generally more of a gigs kinda guy, this bar&#8217;s only a short stumble home from my new apartment. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time to Get This Dirty Teenage Secret Out in the Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 09:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to confess something which I&#8217;ve repressed since puberty. A deep, dark secret that only a handful of friends are aware of. Y&#8217;see, as a teenager, I made that eventual transition from loving cheesy top 40 music to angry, alternative music&#8230; just like any angsty pubescent kid does. In my case, I began a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How I Managed to be Trapped in Public Wearing Only My Underwear</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/03/30/how-i-managed-to-be-trapped-in-public-wearing-only-my-underwear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;d told me last week that I&#8217;d be trapped in public wearing only a pair of Bonds jocks, I&#8217;d have laughed hysterically in your face&#8230; but that&#8217;s exactly what happened to me on Sunday. Yep, it sounds like the stuff of teen movies, but turns out it&#8217;s an actual possible event in real life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Motorbike Misdirection</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/15/motorbike-misdirection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hmm, apparently we have to drive&#8230; directly through this football oval,&#8221; Adam murmured, squinting and stabbing at his iPhone screen. We&#8217;d trundled to the outer suburbs of Melbourne to inspect a motorbike Adam was interested in. In order to navigate to the owner&#8217;s home, we were relying solely on the Google Maps directions on Adam&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When it Floods, it Pours</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/12/31/when-it-floods-it-pours/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/12/31/when-it-floods-it-pours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awkwardness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neighbours]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moving Home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Future]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=3066</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings! It&#8217;s been a little while, eh? There&#8217;s been a few unfortunate events going on in the past few months, necessitating my absence from these bloggy parts of the world. Today&#8217;s the last day of 2009, so it seems pertinent to briefly review what&#8217;s ended up being a pretty testing conclusion to the year. Warning: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stretched to Death</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/11/06/stretched-to-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine a German Shepherd being injected with speed, then playing catch. That&#8217;s more or less my finesse on a treadmill. Seeing as my daily treadmill flail tends to attract the attention of everyone at the gym, I was suspicious when I noticed a lone fellow in the corner not paying any attention. As I alighted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Aren&#8217;t You Wearing a Shirt?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/10/19/why-arent-you-wearing-a-shirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 08:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[University]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s been an awful lot going on at our place, hence my blog-absence over the past couple of weeks. We now have a housemate living with us, which is actually pretty awesome, although our place has turned into a bit of a frat house. Since Ken moved in, we now have under one roof: two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fact: I Own the Shiniest Pants in the Universe</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/21/fact-i-own-the-shiniest-pants-in-the-universe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/21/fact-i-own-the-shiniest-pants-in-the-universe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clothing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wearing pants is important in society, apparently. However, I find clothes shopping so unbearably tedious, it makes me want to gnaw off my own arm. After extravagantly splitting my pants in public, though, I&#8217;ve learnt it&#8217;s a sensible move to buy new work pants a little more often. Whenever the major department stores hold a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a Pants Man</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/29/im-a-pants-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/29/im-a-pants-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 08:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Coffee]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=967</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After taking a week off work for Christmas, I had an odd experience travelling to work today. You see, I couldn&#8217;t quite work out why I was getting such odd looks on the tram. A really odd mix of disturbed and amused looks. I shrugged it off, I look odd at the best of times. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Transhumanism Attacks</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/03/when-transhumanism-attacks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2008/12/03/when-transhumanism-attacks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fitness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl Confusion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=287</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a reason I like my new gym: it&#8217;s a roidmuncher haven. Let&#8217;s be honest: if you&#8217;re working out, you may as well have something nice to look at. While I&#8217;ve been to other gyms in the past, they were all much too broad a representation of the community. No, what I have is a [...]]]></description>
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