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		<title>Presenting My Jason Akermanis Newspaper Column Generator</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/22/jason-akermanis-newspaper-column-generator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 04:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re into Aussie Rules football, you&#8217;ve probably heard about Jason Akermanis&#8217; rather unique newspaper column on gay players in the AFL. Well, I&#8217;ve decided to make his job easier in the future. Presenting: The Jason Akermanis Newspaper Column Generator. View it now before the Herald Sun clues onto my idea and starts doing it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pugwall: Where Is He Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/12/pugwall-where-is-he-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 08:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you grew up in Australia in the late 80s, you&#8217;d remember the bodacious kid&#8217;s TV series Pugwall. The premise was that these kids had a badass band, the Orange Organics -- just check out the killer intro! www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YueVrn_u0 Growing up, I was constantly ribbed that I had a strange resemblance to the main character, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Channel 10 Reality Show Generator</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/18/channel-10-reality-show-generator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seeing as Channel 10 seem to be struggling in the ratings, I&#8217;ve decided to help them out. Check it out: my patented Channel 10 Reality Show Generator. View it now and pretend you&#8217;re a coked-up network executive! Big thanks to the genius @lord_baconation for helping with the generator code!]]></description>
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		<title>Suggested Antiques Roadshow Spin-Offs</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/09/suggested-antiques-roadshow-spin-offs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 08:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can all agree that Antiques Roadshow is very safe television. It&#8217;s time for this franchise to be relaunched with some edgier spin-offs! With the help of my buddy Sam, we came up with: Antiques Roadhouse Similar to the film Roadhouse, but instead of Patrick Swayze, it features old gay men beating each other up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naomi Robson is Back!</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/03/naomi-robson-is-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, Defamer Australia lifted the lid on this darkly hilarious development: I know you’ve all been missing Naomi Robson’s presence on the small screen. So here’s some news that ought to cheer you up immensely – she’s back! Kinda! She’s talking relationships and Secret Men’s Business with high profile penis owners like Nick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Stop Showering and Score Girls</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/15/how-to-stop-showering-and-score-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s wrong with this sentence? You look homeless, smell like you&#8217;ve bathed in Tommy Lee&#8217;s sweat, have almost no cash to your name, are borderline alcoholic, can barely string a legible sentence together but are utterly drowning in the affections of women. HOW? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? Simply add the words &#8220;you play guitar in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, We&#8217;re Just Protecting the Neighbourhood</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/07/29/hey-were-just-protecting-the-neighbourhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then, I gleefully entertain fantasies of laughing in the face of my current job, and becoming a full-time house painter. A mate of mine continues to espouse a theory that a bunch of us could all easily slap a few licks of paint on buildings for a living, but makes the activity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When the Cold, Hard Reality of the Babysitter&#8217;s Club Slaps You in the Face</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/07/16/when-the-cold-hard-reality-of-the-babysitters-club-slaps-you-in-the-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I&#8217;ve been vaguely looking into how people earn money from writing, and have discovered that you can make a full-time living as a speechwriter. It&#8217;s probably not an option for me, as it&#8217;d prove way too dangerously tempting for me to slyly insert last-minute additions, so politicians begin blurting out statements like &#8220;That&#8217;s why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You’re Served Pancakes on your Next Plane Flight, Jump Out the Airlock</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/07/02/if-you%e2%80%99re-served-pancakes-on-your-next-plane-flight-jump-out-the-airlock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/07/02/if-you%e2%80%99re-served-pancakes-on-your-next-plane-flight-jump-out-the-airlock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=2789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[According to a friend of mine, I’m obsessed with referring to humanity&#8217;s inevitably doomed future within my blog entries. In fact, when I happened to catch a TV commercial for &#8220;Napisan, now with built in oxy-intelligence!&#8221; last night -- my initial reaction was &#8220;wow -- that sounds like how Skynet started&#8221;. I&#8217;m sure Dynamo Sentient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>List of People Who Should Always be Followed Around in Public by Someone Playing the Benny Hill Theme on a Loudspeaker</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/06/16/list-of-people-who-should-always-be-followed-around-in-public-by-someone-playing-the-benny-hill-theme-on-a-loudspeaker/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/06/16/list-of-people-who-should-always-be-followed-around-in-public-by-someone-playing-the-benny-hill-theme-on-a-loudspeaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mark Latham The Queen Andrew Bolt Gretel Killeen, whenever accompanied by a toy boy Sam Newman (with pauses in the music whenever he opens his mouth) Anyone who appears in a Zoot Review Danni Minogue, whenever confronted with cameras Any metal singer, whenever they tap or punch their own chest Todd McKenney Anyone working in [...]]]></description>
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