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	<description>A bloke in Melbourne, Australia who loves beer, dudes, metal music and falling over. RAD!</description>
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		<title>Bathroom Risotto, Anyone?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/06/03/bathroom-risotto-anyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s certain things you just don&#8217;t want to deal with in life. Being forced to endure saccharine Disney movies when you&#8217;re minding kids. The suicidal endeavour that is reformatting Windows. Moving interstate and all the bullshittery that goes with it. Since the weekend, I can add another item to this list: See, the suburb I&#8217;ve recently moved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can Everyone Please Stop Wearing Threadless T-Shirts Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/18/can-everyone-please-stop-wearing-threadless-t-shirts-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/18/can-everyone-please-stop-wearing-threadless-t-shirts-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 09:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Retail nightmares]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ever found yourself at a party thinking &#8220;Wow, there&#8217;s way too much Threadless in here?&#8221; If you&#8217;re unfamiliar with Threadless, you&#8217;ve doubtlessly stuck to clothing purchases along the lines of a heshen sack in recent times. Threadless is an online clothing store which Twitter periodically vomits itself into euphoria over, usually whenever they hold some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Urinal Man Code</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/17/the-urinal-man-code/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 09:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I overheard a conversation in some men&#8217;s toilets that did me proud (don&#8217;t worry, not that kind of conversation). Some bloke at the urinal had apparently been discovered by another mate of his, who was attempting to strike up a conversation mid-stream. &#8220;So what are you up to this weekend?&#8221; his friend enquired. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Beanbag Failure Advent Calendar</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/05/the-beanbag-failure-advent-calendar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/05/the-beanbag-failure-advent-calendar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 09:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My housemate Matt and I have been putting our homosexual superpowers to good use since we moved in together: yes, we&#8217;re actually putting some effort into how the place looks. Antique-y sitting chairs? Check. Tasteful potted plants? Check. Kimonos to wear while we secretly watch Desperate Housewives before we listen to some metal, to balance [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What the Hell are they Smoking at the Febreze Factory?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/17/what-are-they-smoking-at-the-febreze-factory/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/02/17/what-are-they-smoking-at-the-febreze-factory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=3893</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Has anyone ever bothered to read the packaging on cleaning products? It&#8217;s bizarre &#8211; check out the description of this Febreze &#8220;Hawaii&#8221; air freshener I purchased: Febreze&#8217;s entire air freshener range features equally bonkers marketing material. Their Moroccan Bazaar scent solves a harrowing household storage problem: Oh, thank god! My entire household was beginning to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>10 Steps to Managing a Flooding Washing Machine, Without Totally Losing your Sanity</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/25/how-to-manage-a-flooding-washing-machine-without-totally-losing-your-sanity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/25/how-to-manage-a-flooding-washing-machine-without-totally-losing-your-sanity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After a chaotic month of relationship changes and moving into a new apartment, I&#8217;d finally unpacked all my possessions and was sitting down with a nice cold beer. Ahh, I thought to myself. Finally a chance to relax and unwind. That&#8217;s when I noticed an oozing puddle of water creeping from underneath my bedroom door, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Surely-It&#8217;s-Not-Real World of Pickup Artists</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/21/the-surely-its-not-real-world-of-pickup-artists/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/21/the-surely-its-not-real-world-of-pickup-artists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How does this sound as a sitcom premise? A group of men spend their weeks desperately prowling around bars and clubs attempting to pick up women. But this isn&#8217;t just any group of men! They spend their spare time desperately studying up on misogynistic methods of scoring women with berko science, then disguise it in socially [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Indoor Lawns: Not the Greatest Interior Design Idea</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/10/26/indoor-lawns-not-the-greatest-interior-design-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/10/26/indoor-lawns-not-the-greatest-interior-design-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=3044</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve owned the most offensive rug in the universe for some years now. I&#8217;m considering burning the damn thing. At some point in the past, Adam decided that he wanted a new rug for the lounge room, and was very set on getting a specific colour. He was suspiciously secretive about what he had in [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Electric Bicycles and the Losers that Ride Them: A Plague on Society</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/16/electric-bicycles-and-the-losers-that-ride-them-a-plague-on-society/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/16/electric-bicycles-and-the-losers-that-ride-them-a-plague-on-society/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 08:30:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fitness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bikes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really old posts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=2999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Electric bikes: a fitness placebo for the morbidly lazy. When was the last time you didn&#8217;t snort in derision when some lazy tosser squealed and whirred past you in one of these up the pavement? It&#8217;s like committing to a golf buggy or ride-on lawnmower, without benefiting from any of the function &#8211; not to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Easiest Goddamn Job in the World</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/08/the-easiest-goddamn-job-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/09/08/the-easiest-goddamn-job-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[FAIL]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=2982</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The easiest way to make an incredibly large amount of money seems to be joining the ranks of brain-dead IT analysts. Just this week, I&#8217;ve found the following quotes from analysts in various IT news articles: &#8220;Apple may introduce new iPod models at its “rock and roll” event on Sept. 9.&#8221; HOLY SHITBALLS, NO KIDDING. [...]]]></description>
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