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	<title>World Wide Jeb &#187; Ha!</title>
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		<title>Presenting My Jason Akermanis Newspaper Column Generator</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/05/22/jason-akermanis-newspaper-column-generator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 04:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re into Aussie Rules football, you&#8217;ve probably heard about Jason Akermanis&#8217; rather unique newspaper column on gay players in the AFL. Well, I&#8217;ve decided to make his job easier in the future. Presenting: The Jason Akermanis Newspaper Column Generator. View it now before the Herald Sun clues onto my idea and starts doing it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listen to me Ruining a Podcast</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/04/26/listen-to-me-ruining-a-podcast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been busy moving house and will post more soon, but in the meantime, I guest hosted the Favourite Five podcast this week. Go check it out and listen to me ruining an otherwise very funny podcast!]]></description>
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		<title>Is this the Most 90&#8242;s Book Cover Ever?</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/03/10/is-this-the-most-90s-book-cover-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a heaving pile of unread books by my bed, and it&#8217;s constantly a surprise to see what literary atrocities I forgot that I ever purchased. Here&#8217;s the problem. Around ten years ago, I rediscovered how awesome books were. The idiotic problem I created for myself was that I was accumulating new books at five [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Correct Your Dodgy Farmer&#8217;s Tan</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/22/how-to-correct-your-dodgy-farmers-tan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2010/01/22/how-to-correct-your-dodgy-farmers-tan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ha!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all got mates who have a painfully burning farmer&#8217;s tan. For the unfamiliar, a farmer&#8217;s tan is the perma-singlet branded into your skin after spending too long out in the sun wearing a wifebeater. I&#8217;m proud to say that I&#8217;ve invented a method of correcting a dodgy farmer&#8217;s tan. Behold, the inverted singlet! No [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home Appliance Fanfic &#8211; Now a Reality</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/10/28/home-appliance-fanfic-now-a-reality/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/10/28/home-appliance-fanfic-now-a-reality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ha!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Writing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[By now, you&#8217;ve probably noticed that I&#8217;d kill for either a Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner or that new Dyson bladeless fan. Can&#8217;t help it. They&#8217;re the only way I&#8217;ll feel complete. The natural progression here seems to be writing Roomba/Dyson fanfic. I&#8217;m hoping to start a revolution here, so PLEASE email me your own Roomba/Dyson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Worst Named Cars Ever Sold in Australia</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/06/23/top-10-worst-car-names-ever-sold-in-australia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/06/23/top-10-worst-car-names-ever-sold-in-australia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I was researching my recent car purchase, I came across some car names which are terrible enough to knock the wind out of you. Although most of them are likely due to language barriers, they all sound like expressions of enthusiasm from the 1970s or children&#8217;s cartoon characters. This list only covers cars sold [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trapdance</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/04/26/trapdance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Adam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My boyfriend has recently been inflicting an abhorrent form of mental warfare. Whenever he&#8217;s doing his absolute best to shit me, out comes this slow rumble: &#8220;Heads&#8230; shoulders&#8230; knees and toes&#8230;. knees&#8230; and&#8230; toes&#8230;.&#8221; That&#8217;s all it takes for the goddamn song to be stuck in my head all day. Just like any good torturer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Media Watch: The Video Game</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/04/14/media-watch-the-video-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=1934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My love of Media Watch seems to border on the sexual. The vitriol, the hypocrisy, the ongoing battles against familiar targets&#8230; it seems to be the stuff of video games. In fact, I&#8217;d gladly buy a Media Watch Fighter II video game! Just think about the possible characters in the game&#8230; Playable Characters: Jonathan Holmes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Undertele: A Tale of Two Trujillos</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/03/19/undertele-a-tale-of-two-trujillos/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/03/19/undertele-a-tale-of-two-trujillos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities, TV and the media]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Telecommunications]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What would happen if Rob Trujillo (bassist for Metallica) and Sol Trujillo (head honcho at telemegaglobocorp Telstra) were brothers and forced to live together? A HILARIOUS SITCOM, THAT&#8217;S WHAT. UNDERTELE: A TALE OF TWO TRUJILLOS (credits roll) ROB TRUJILLO: (knocks on door) Sol, I&#8217;m home! SOL TRUJILLO: (opens door) Why are you here! Leave me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Boycotts</title>
		<link>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/03/16/more-boycotts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.worldwidejeb.net/2009/03/16/more-boycotts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeb</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ha!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self-Referential Wank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Threats]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.worldwidejeb.net/?p=1668</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This stupid blog turns 10 years old today. Hard to believe I&#8217;ve been posting such rubbish for so long, but there you go. To mark the occasion, I&#8217;ve compiled a new list of everything I&#8217;ve boycotted on this blog since my last boycotts post. READ AND LEARN. Friends who mock your painful foot blisters Boycott [...]]]></description>
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